1 00:00:05,402 --> 00:00:06,903 Brian! 2 00:00:06,903 --> 00:00:08,405 Okay, boys. 3 00:00:08,405 --> 00:00:09,906 You've got 15 minutes. 4 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:11,408 What've you got for me? 5 00:00:11,408 --> 00:00:12,409 The schulmann shoe layout. 6 00:00:12,909 --> 00:00:13,910 You're going to love it. 7 00:00:14,410 --> 00:00:15,411 I'll be the judge of that. 8 00:00:16,912 --> 00:00:17,913 Sorry. 9 00:00:17,913 --> 00:00:19,415 You looking for someone? 10 00:00:19,415 --> 00:00:20,916 Yeah. The schulmann shoe meeting. 11 00:00:21,417 --> 00:00:23,919 Mr. Ryder said i should sit in, 12 00:00:23,919 --> 00:00:24,920 Learn a thing or two, he said. 13 00:00:26,922 --> 00:00:28,424 Well, brian is the best. 14 00:00:28,424 --> 00:00:29,425 The best. 15 00:00:29,425 --> 00:00:30,426 Thanks, brad. 16 00:00:30,426 --> 00:00:31,926 Uh, i-I'm bob. 17 00:00:31,926 --> 00:00:32,927 I'm brad. 18 00:00:32,927 --> 00:00:34,429 I'm kip thomas. 19 00:00:34,429 --> 00:00:36,431 I just started here. 20 00:00:36,431 --> 00:00:37,932 Well, sit your ass down, kip thomas. 21 00:00:37,932 --> 00:00:39,434 The boys are about to put on a show. 22 00:00:40,435 --> 00:00:41,436 So... 23 00:00:41,936 --> 00:00:44,439 how do we make this fucking ugly shoe exciting? 24 00:00:44,439 --> 00:00:46,441 The same way we made those fucking ugly raincoats 25 00:00:46,441 --> 00:00:48,942 Exciting last may. Models. 26 00:00:49,443 --> 00:00:51,445 By taking your eye off this shoe... 27 00:00:53,447 --> 00:00:54,448 and putting it on this face. 28 00:00:59,953 --> 00:01:02,956 Yeah, but t-The trouble is that we're not selling this face. 29 00:01:04,458 --> 00:01:07,460 We're selling this hideous shoe. 30 00:01:09,962 --> 00:01:10,963 What do you think? 31 00:01:11,964 --> 00:01:14,467 Uh, i like it. It's, um... 32 00:01:14,467 --> 00:01:15,468 it's really good. 33 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:18,471 Only... 34 00:01:18,471 --> 00:01:19,972 only? Only? 35 00:01:20,473 --> 00:01:22,475 Well, why try and hide what the product is? 36 00:01:25,477 --> 00:01:26,478 Go on. 37 00:01:27,979 --> 00:01:30,482 I'd just photograph the shoe. 38 00:01:30,482 --> 00:01:32,984 With maybe a... a thought bubble 39 00:01:34,486 --> 00:01:36,488 Saying something like, uh... 40 00:01:36,488 --> 00:01:37,489 "i'm not hip... 41 00:01:37,989 --> 00:01:38,990 i'm a classic." 42 00:01:41,992 --> 00:01:43,494 Brian, may we continue, please? 43 00:01:43,994 --> 00:01:44,995 No, you may not. 44 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:47,998 "I'm not hip, i'm a classic." 45 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,502 You've given it personality, 46 00:01:51,502 --> 00:01:54,505 With humour, and retained its socalled dignity. 47 00:01:56,507 --> 00:01:58,007 How long have you been here? 48 00:01:58,508 --> 00:01:59,509 Uh, two months. 49 00:02:00,009 --> 00:02:01,511 You know, they've been working here for two years. 50 00:02:03,012 --> 00:02:03,513 Draw it up. 51 00:02:05,014 --> 00:02:05,515 Me? 52 00:02:06,015 --> 00:02:07,016 Him? Him? 53 00:02:07,016 --> 00:02:08,017 Him. 54 00:02:10,019 --> 00:02:12,021 The boys'll help you out. 55 00:02:12,021 --> 00:02:14,023 Won't you, boys? 56 00:02:21,530 --> 00:02:23,532 You know, i just have to say that a year ago 57 00:02:24,032 --> 00:02:26,535 I don't think any of us would have dreamed that we'd be... 58 00:02:26,535 --> 00:02:28,537 Sitting here pregnant. I mean, it's... 59 00:02:28,537 --> 00:02:30,539 really happened. 60 00:02:30,539 --> 00:02:35,042 Thanks to two true trailblazing pioneers, 61 00:02:35,042 --> 00:02:36,544 Melanie and lindsay. 62 00:02:36,544 --> 00:02:38,546 Now you're role models. 63 00:02:38,546 --> 00:02:40,047 For us all. Thank you. 64 00:02:42,049 --> 00:02:43,551 I wish they'd all leave. 65 00:02:43,551 --> 00:02:45,553 Shh, you don't want them to hear you. 66 00:02:45,553 --> 00:02:47,555 I don't care if they do. Why did we go through with this? 67 00:02:48,055 --> 00:02:49,556 We planned it for months. 68 00:02:49,556 --> 00:02:51,057 We couldn't disappoint franny and zoe, 69 00:02:51,057 --> 00:02:52,058 How would they feel? 70 00:02:52,058 --> 00:02:53,560 How do you think i feel? 71 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:55,061 Like a liar and a fool. 72 00:02:55,061 --> 00:02:56,563 Can we talk about this later? 73 00:02:56,563 --> 00:02:58,064 Sure, honey, like everything else. 74 00:02:58,064 --> 00:03:00,066 I'm going to go spike the punch. 75 00:03:02,569 --> 00:03:04,070 Oh, it's so cute. 76 00:03:06,071 --> 00:03:09,074 Franny's so cute and tiny. 77 00:03:09,074 --> 00:03:10,075 Christ, i hate cute and tiny. 78 00:03:14,079 --> 00:03:15,080 Oh, god. 79 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,583 You're probably her best friend. 80 00:03:17,583 --> 00:03:18,584 Since high school. 81 00:03:19,084 --> 00:03:20,586 Oh, fuck. 82 00:03:20,586 --> 00:03:21,587 I'll drink to that. 83 00:03:23,088 --> 00:03:24,088 Don't worry anyways, 84 00:03:24,088 --> 00:03:26,090 I hate cute and tiny, too. 85 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:29,093 Baby leather jacket, ah! 86 00:03:29,093 --> 00:03:31,095 That is so adorable! 87 00:03:32,096 --> 00:03:34,098 Oh, christ, i would just kill 88 00:03:34,599 --> 00:03:37,101 For a cigarette right about now. Mmm. 89 00:03:37,101 --> 00:03:40,604 All this baby business is just making me a little crazy. 90 00:03:40,604 --> 00:03:41,605 Why, because you want one? 91 00:03:42,105 --> 00:03:43,607 Because i don't want one. 92 00:03:45,108 --> 00:03:46,610 Don't get me wrong, i like kids. 93 00:03:48,111 --> 00:03:48,612 Other people's kids. 94 00:03:50,614 --> 00:03:52,115 For about 10 minutes. 95 00:03:52,616 --> 00:03:53,617 I'm more of a career dyke myself. 96 00:03:55,619 --> 00:03:57,620 I used to say the same thing. 97 00:03:57,620 --> 00:04:00,122 That was until we had our son. 98 00:04:00,122 --> 00:04:02,124 Hmmm. I'm melanie marcus. 99 00:04:02,124 --> 00:04:05,127 Yeah, i know. The role model. 100 00:04:05,127 --> 00:04:07,630 I'm marianne macdonald. Definitely not a role model. 101 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:09,131 Well, good for you. 102 00:04:10,633 --> 00:04:16,638 Though, i suppose you could say i am "pc". 103 00:04:16,638 --> 00:04:19,641 That is, if "pc" stands for... 104 00:04:19,641 --> 00:04:21,142 "performs cunnilingus". 105 00:04:22,644 --> 00:04:25,647 Oh, god, you're wicked. 106 00:04:25,647 --> 00:04:26,648 Thank you. 107 00:04:31,152 --> 00:04:32,653 So... 108 00:04:32,653 --> 00:04:34,655 you want to sneak outside for a smoke with me? 109 00:04:42,663 --> 00:04:44,164 P-Town party's coming up, boys. 110 00:04:45,165 --> 00:04:47,167 I'll make the reservations, as usual. 111 00:04:48,669 --> 00:04:49,669 For the three of us. 112 00:04:50,670 --> 00:04:52,171 Three of us? 113 00:04:52,672 --> 00:04:54,173 Yeah, me and emmett and ted. 114 00:04:54,674 --> 00:04:57,176 Oh, we need someone older to chaperone. 115 00:04:57,176 --> 00:05:00,179 What sparkling wit. I live for your repartee. 116 00:05:00,179 --> 00:05:01,180 And what about me? 117 00:05:01,180 --> 00:05:02,682 You can't go. Why not? 118 00:05:02,682 --> 00:05:04,684 You're in a relationship. 119 00:05:04,684 --> 00:05:06,185 Or have you forgotten? 120 00:05:06,185 --> 00:05:08,687 No more fun for yo-Ou. 121 00:05:08,687 --> 00:05:10,689 Oh. David said i could go, 122 00:05:10,689 --> 00:05:12,190 As long as i behave myself. 123 00:05:12,190 --> 00:05:14,192 Well then, what's the point of going? 124 00:05:14,192 --> 00:05:16,194 Just means more men for me and em. 125 00:05:16,194 --> 00:05:17,195 Right, em? 126 00:05:18,196 --> 00:05:19,698 Huh? 127 00:05:19,698 --> 00:05:21,199 Oh, yeah, yeah. 128 00:05:21,199 --> 00:05:23,201 What's the matter with you? 129 00:05:23,201 --> 00:05:25,703 He's got razor-Burn on his balls. 130 00:05:25,703 --> 00:05:27,204 I'm fine. 131 00:05:27,204 --> 00:05:28,205 I'm fine. 132 00:05:28,205 --> 00:05:31,208 Well then get your ass on the dance floor. 133 00:05:37,715 --> 00:05:40,717 You're coming? Or do we have to carry you? 134 00:05:40,717 --> 00:05:42,719 I just, uh, i-I just want to finish my drink. 135 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:55,231 H-Hi, it's emmett. 136 00:05:56,733 --> 00:05:58,233 Help! 137 00:05:58,233 --> 00:06:00,235 They're making plans to go to p-Town. 138 00:06:00,235 --> 00:06:01,737 And i-I... want to go. 139 00:06:02,237 --> 00:06:03,739 Uh, all those men... 140 00:06:03,739 --> 00:06:05,240 all those drugs. 141 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:07,743 Sorry. 142 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,746 And that's not the worst of it. 143 00:06:13,248 --> 00:06:16,250 Today i almost sold the watch my grandfather gave me 144 00:06:16,250 --> 00:06:18,252 On his deathbed... 145 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:19,754 to buy a ticket for... 146 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:23,257 barbra's absolutely final farewell, i-Swear-To-God 147 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,760 This-Is-It concert. I mean, 148 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:27,762 I can barely survive on my week's salary 149 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:30,264 And i-I'm going to help fill mrs. Brolin's coffer? 150 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:31,265 Sick. 151 00:06:32,766 --> 00:06:33,767 I'm sick. 152 00:06:34,267 --> 00:06:35,769 But there's a cure. 153 00:06:35,769 --> 00:06:37,270 That's why you came to "see the light". 154 00:06:37,270 --> 00:06:38,772 Believe me, i know how you feel. 155 00:06:39,272 --> 00:06:39,773 I've been there. 156 00:06:43,777 --> 00:06:45,278 Look at this. 157 00:06:45,278 --> 00:06:46,279 What do you see? 158 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:47,781 A picture of a drag queen. 159 00:06:48,782 --> 00:06:49,782 Or your mother. 160 00:06:50,783 --> 00:06:51,784 That was me. 161 00:06:52,284 --> 00:06:54,286 No-O-O! Come on! 162 00:06:54,286 --> 00:06:55,287 But you're so... 163 00:06:55,788 --> 00:06:56,789 straight? Thank you. 164 00:06:58,290 --> 00:07:00,793 I keep this photo as a reminder of my former life. 165 00:07:01,293 --> 00:07:03,295 But even then, i knew under all those wigs 166 00:07:03,295 --> 00:07:06,798 And those fabulous gowns, 167 00:07:06,798 --> 00:07:10,301 There was a conservative, republican computer analyst dying to be free. 168 00:07:12,303 --> 00:07:13,805 That's what "see the light" did for me. 169 00:07:13,805 --> 00:07:15,807 And it can do the same for you, 170 00:07:15,807 --> 00:07:17,809 If you're serious. I am. 171 00:07:17,809 --> 00:07:20,311 I am serious. I swear to god. 172 00:07:20,311 --> 00:07:22,814 Good. But don't fool yourself. 173 00:07:22,814 --> 00:07:24,314 It won't be easy. 174 00:07:24,314 --> 00:07:26,316 At some point you may even have to extricate yourself from... 175 00:07:26,817 --> 00:07:28,819 certain corrupt influences. 176 00:07:28,819 --> 00:07:30,320 You mean my friends? 177 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,822 Are they really your friends 178 00:07:31,822 --> 00:07:33,824 If they lead you into temptation? 179 00:07:33,824 --> 00:07:35,325 Well, they never do it deliberately. 180 00:07:36,827 --> 00:07:39,329 Emmett, if you see the light 181 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:41,831 You mustn't allow anything or anyone 182 00:07:41,831 --> 00:07:43,332 To divert you from the path. 183 00:07:47,837 --> 00:07:51,340 Thank you, matt, for your support. 184 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:52,341 Hey, that's why i'm here, 185 00:07:52,842 --> 00:07:53,342 To make sure you don't slip. 186 00:08:04,853 --> 00:08:05,353 Brian. 187 00:08:07,355 --> 00:08:09,357 You ceo of the company yet? 188 00:08:09,357 --> 00:08:11,860 Ah, give me a week or two. 189 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:14,362 So, mr. Ryder told me you're really going to use my ideas for the shoe ads. 190 00:08:16,363 --> 00:08:18,365 I'll steal anything good and put my name on it. 191 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:21,869 That's great. Although bob and brad aren't too happy about it. 192 00:08:21,869 --> 00:08:23,871 Well, people with no talent usually aren't 193 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,372 When someone with real talent comes along. 194 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,377 Yeah, i hear you're pretty talented yourself. 195 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:32,879 In fact, you have a reputation. 196 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,380 I do? 197 00:08:34,881 --> 00:08:36,382 For being the best account exec in the company. 198 00:08:37,383 --> 00:08:38,885 Yeah. That too. 199 00:08:40,887 --> 00:08:42,388 And that's why i asked if i could work with you. 200 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:46,392 I thought ryder assigned you. 201 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:47,393 Yeah. I, uh... 202 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:49,895 lied. 203 00:08:52,898 --> 00:08:54,900 Come here for a second, i want to show you something. 204 00:08:57,402 --> 00:08:59,905 This is a new campaign we're starting for liberty air. 205 00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:02,407 I want you on the team. 206 00:09:02,407 --> 00:09:05,410 Oh, my god. That's... th-That's... fantastic! 207 00:09:07,411 --> 00:09:08,913 Wow. 208 00:09:08,913 --> 00:09:09,914 How can i ever thank you? 209 00:09:14,919 --> 00:09:15,920 By doing a good job. 210 00:09:17,421 --> 00:09:18,422 You can count on it. 211 00:09:32,435 --> 00:09:34,437 I just want you to know that you can... 212 00:09:34,437 --> 00:09:36,940 you can count on me for anything. 213 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:37,941 Day or night. 214 00:09:39,442 --> 00:09:40,944 Well, you really are going for the gold watch. 215 00:09:42,945 --> 00:09:43,946 I mean it. 216 00:09:49,952 --> 00:09:50,953 Because i think you're really... 217 00:09:52,955 --> 00:09:53,956 really amazing. 218 00:09:59,961 --> 00:10:00,962 What are you doing? 219 00:10:02,964 --> 00:10:03,965 Shit. 220 00:10:04,465 --> 00:10:05,967 I'm sorry, um... 221 00:10:05,967 --> 00:10:06,968 i didn't mean to, uh... 222 00:10:08,469 --> 00:10:09,971 look, i-I don't know what i was thinking. 223 00:10:13,975 --> 00:10:16,977 Yeah, well... whatever it was, 224 00:10:16,977 --> 00:10:17,978 You thought wrong. 225 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:22,983 Because... i'm the one... 226 00:10:23,483 --> 00:10:24,484 who makes the first move. 227 00:11:05,023 --> 00:11:07,524 You fucked him in your office? 228 00:11:07,524 --> 00:11:10,027 He was the best thing to come across my desk in a long time. 229 00:11:10,027 --> 00:11:11,528 You're unbelievable. 230 00:11:11,528 --> 00:11:13,530 Yeah, that's what he said. 231 00:11:13,530 --> 00:11:15,532 I didn't mean it like that. Don't tell me 232 00:11:15,532 --> 00:11:18,035 No one's ever had a "big o" at the big q. 233 00:11:18,035 --> 00:11:21,038 I wouldn't know. Well, i would. From first-Hand, 234 00:11:21,038 --> 00:11:23,540 And i mean, "first-Hand" experience. 235 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:25,041 Are you saying... 236 00:11:25,041 --> 00:11:27,043 you remember last christmas when i came to pick you up 237 00:11:27,043 --> 00:11:29,045 And you were setting up for santa's workshop? 238 00:11:29,045 --> 00:11:31,047 Not santa, don't tell me you fucked santa! 239 00:11:32,548 --> 00:11:35,051 Ah, even i wouldn't do that. 240 00:11:36,552 --> 00:11:38,054 I'm not into fat. 241 00:11:38,054 --> 00:11:39,555 His elf. 242 00:11:39,555 --> 00:11:41,057 You didn't! 243 00:11:41,057 --> 00:11:43,058 What he lacked in feet he made up for in inches. 244 00:11:44,559 --> 00:11:46,061 I don't want to know. 245 00:11:47,562 --> 00:11:49,564 But you better be careful. 246 00:11:49,564 --> 00:11:52,067 I mean, doing it in your office may be a little too high-Risk, 247 00:11:52,067 --> 00:11:54,069 Even for you. 248 00:11:54,069 --> 00:11:57,072 But he asked for it, he came on to me. 249 00:11:57,072 --> 00:11:58,573 I gave him a great opportunity, 250 00:11:58,573 --> 00:12:00,074 And a great fuck. 251 00:12:00,074 --> 00:12:01,575 He has no complaints. 252 00:12:03,577 --> 00:12:06,080 Well, it was our pleasure, franny. 253 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,581 Yeah, we had fun too. 254 00:12:08,582 --> 00:12:10,584 So, i guess it's any day now. 255 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:14,088 Well when it happens, don't worry. We'll be there, okay? 256 00:12:14,088 --> 00:12:15,089 Love to zoe. 257 00:12:15,589 --> 00:12:18,091 And mel sends her love too. 258 00:12:18,091 --> 00:12:19,592 Okay. Bye! 259 00:12:22,095 --> 00:12:24,597 Franny and zoe send their love. That's nice. 260 00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:26,599 They really appreciated the shower 261 00:12:26,599 --> 00:12:29,102 And they really liked the mobile i made for over the crib. 262 00:12:29,102 --> 00:12:30,603 Don't you ever get tired of being cheery? 263 00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:34,606 You have no idea. 264 00:12:36,108 --> 00:12:38,110 Well, i'm tired. I'm tired of putting in these extra hours 265 00:12:38,610 --> 00:12:40,112 So you can be with the baby, so why don't you just go, 266 00:12:40,112 --> 00:12:42,614 Be with the baby? It's not just for me. 267 00:12:42,614 --> 00:12:44,616 I wish you'd stop saying that. It's so gus... 268 00:12:44,616 --> 00:12:47,119 can be raised by one of his mommies instead of a stranger. 269 00:12:47,119 --> 00:12:49,621 Now can i please just get back to work? 270 00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:51,622 Not until you apologize for the way you behaved at the shower. 271 00:12:53,124 --> 00:12:54,125 How did i behave? 272 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:55,626 You were rude. 273 00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:57,128 Critical, half the time you weren't even there. 274 00:12:57,128 --> 00:12:59,630 What about your behaviour? Smiling and gracious as ever, 275 00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:00,631 As if nothing's wrong. 276 00:13:00,631 --> 00:13:02,133 Oh, plenty is wrong. 277 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:03,134 We just don't have to share it with our friends. 278 00:13:03,134 --> 00:13:05,136 Well, maybe we should. 279 00:13:05,136 --> 00:13:06,137 Maybe our friends should know that their role models 280 00:13:06,637 --> 00:13:08,138 Aren't so perfect after all. 281 00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,641 Where are you going? 282 00:13:11,641 --> 00:13:12,642 For a smoke. 283 00:13:19,649 --> 00:13:22,652 "Shaving ryan's privates", "good dick hunting", 284 00:13:22,652 --> 00:13:24,654 "As big as it gets". 285 00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:25,654 It did get big. 286 00:13:26,655 --> 00:13:27,656 Gone! 287 00:13:28,657 --> 00:13:31,660 Oh, "fatal erection". Film classic. 288 00:13:33,162 --> 00:13:35,664 I don't suppose it would do any harm to... 289 00:13:35,664 --> 00:13:37,166 No. Gone. 290 00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:41,670 Sterling silver cock ring. 291 00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:44,172 Looked fabulous on. 292 00:13:44,172 --> 00:13:47,175 But it did require a lot of polishing, so... 293 00:13:47,175 --> 00:13:48,676 gone! 294 00:13:49,177 --> 00:13:49,677 Hi, em! 295 00:13:50,178 --> 00:13:52,180 Oh, hi. 296 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,181 I just came by to get the mail. 297 00:13:53,181 --> 00:13:56,184 Ah, it's right there. 298 00:13:56,184 --> 00:13:58,186 And wanted to see if you wanted to grab a bite to... 299 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:01,688 what're you doing? 300 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,691 Spring cleaning. 301 00:14:04,691 --> 00:14:06,193 It's december. 302 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:09,196 Yeah, i-I'm just... i'm donating some things to the homeless 303 00:14:09,196 --> 00:14:10,697 So... 304 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:17,203 black leather chaps, porn tapes, 305 00:14:22,208 --> 00:14:23,709 And a doubleheaded dildo. 306 00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,211 Well, you are going to make 307 00:14:25,211 --> 00:14:27,213 Some lucky bag lady very happy. 308 00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:32,218 All right, uh, might as well be straight with you. 309 00:14:32,218 --> 00:14:32,718 Straight. Straight. 310 00:14:34,719 --> 00:14:35,720 It's not impossible, you know. 311 00:14:38,223 --> 00:14:39,724 Look, i-I know you guys are my friends, 312 00:14:39,724 --> 00:14:42,727 And you'll support me in anything i choose to do. 313 00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:44,229 Of course. 314 00:14:44,229 --> 00:14:45,730 Weren't we there to cheer you on 315 00:14:45,730 --> 00:14:47,232 When you painted your toenails magenta? 316 00:14:50,235 --> 00:14:56,740 I've decided that i need to explore the part of me that isn't gay. 317 00:14:56,740 --> 00:14:59,243 And what part, pray tell, would that be? 318 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:03,247 So, um, i'm, uh... i've joined this group, "see the light". 319 00:15:03,247 --> 00:15:04,248 Oh, shit. 320 00:15:05,749 --> 00:15:08,251 A-And they're going to help me find my way back to my true self. 321 00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:10,253 Who you are is your true self. 322 00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:12,755 No, t-This is who i've allowed myself to become. 323 00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:14,257 That's bullshit! 324 00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:15,758 They said you might react badly. 325 00:15:15,758 --> 00:15:18,261 Yeah, what else didtheysay? 326 00:15:18,261 --> 00:15:20,263 That i could be the person god wants me to be. 327 00:15:20,263 --> 00:15:22,265 Jesus, emmett, they're brainwashing you. 328 00:15:22,265 --> 00:15:26,268 No, they're not. Th-They're... they're very... very nice people. 329 00:15:26,268 --> 00:15:28,770 Yeah, who just happen to want every gay person on earth annihilated. 330 00:15:28,770 --> 00:15:31,273 They haven't offered you any kool-Aid yet, have they? 331 00:15:31,273 --> 00:15:33,775 You know, i really don't appreciate being mocked. 332 00:15:37,279 --> 00:15:39,281 That's the napkin that liza autographed to you. 333 00:15:39,281 --> 00:15:40,282 Gone. 334 00:15:43,784 --> 00:15:44,785 This is all my fault. 335 00:15:45,286 --> 00:15:47,788 I'm the one who begged him to come with me for my hiv test. 336 00:15:48,289 --> 00:15:49,790 If he hadn't had that scare, this never would have happened. 337 00:15:50,291 --> 00:15:53,294 You're not responsible for him losing his mind. 338 00:15:53,294 --> 00:15:54,795 Maybe all he needs is one good fuck 339 00:15:54,795 --> 00:15:55,796 And he'll forget all about this. 340 00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:00,300 Look at this. 341 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,302 Zack o'tool is in a play. 342 00:16:02,302 --> 00:16:04,304 The porn star? 343 00:16:04,304 --> 00:16:07,307 I have his entire oeuvreon dvd. 344 00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:09,309 I didn't know he could talk. 345 00:16:09,309 --> 00:16:10,810 I wonder what kind of play it is. 346 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:11,811 Well what kind of play do you think something 347 00:16:12,312 --> 00:16:13,813 Called "twelve horny men" is? 348 00:16:15,815 --> 00:16:17,316 Why don't we find out? 349 00:16:19,818 --> 00:16:21,820 That feels so good. 350 00:16:23,322 --> 00:16:25,324 There are times i would do anything 351 00:16:25,324 --> 00:16:26,325 For a cigarette. 352 00:16:27,826 --> 00:16:29,828 Well, that's good to know. 353 00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:36,334 So, why don't you indulge yourself 354 00:16:36,334 --> 00:16:38,336 When you feel like it? 355 00:16:38,336 --> 00:16:41,339 Ah, i gave up smoking when the baby came. 356 00:16:41,339 --> 00:16:43,341 Lindsay was concerned about secondhand smoke and... 357 00:16:43,341 --> 00:16:45,343 She's right. Is lindsay one of these people 358 00:16:45,843 --> 00:16:47,345 Who is always infuriatingly right? 359 00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:49,347 About almost everything, damn her. 360 00:16:56,353 --> 00:16:57,854 It's just that you were such a relief, 361 00:16:58,355 --> 00:16:59,856 I mean, at the shower 362 00:16:59,856 --> 00:17:02,859 Everyone talking babies, breathing babies. 363 00:17:02,859 --> 00:17:04,361 Yes, it was a bit oppressive. 364 00:17:04,361 --> 00:17:06,363 I mean, don't get me wrong. I love my son. 365 00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:08,864 But sometimes... sometimes, 366 00:17:08,864 --> 00:17:10,366 You just need something else. 367 00:17:18,874 --> 00:17:20,376 Do you mind if i bum another? 368 00:17:20,376 --> 00:17:21,877 Have the whole pack. 369 00:17:22,378 --> 00:17:24,380 No, that's okay, one'll do. 370 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:26,881 Thank you. 371 00:17:31,386 --> 00:17:32,887 "M.M."? Yeah. 372 00:17:32,887 --> 00:17:34,889 You, me and marilyn monroe. 373 00:17:34,889 --> 00:17:37,392 We all have the same initials. 374 00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:39,394 So, what do you think it means? 375 00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:41,396 Jesus, that two out of three of us are dykes. 376 00:17:42,397 --> 00:17:43,897 You know, i actually heard... 377 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,400 No, stop. Oh god! 378 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,402 I'm serious. 379 00:17:49,403 --> 00:17:51,405 Well, i think that this is fate. 380 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:52,906 Just when you needed someone 381 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,408 To tell your troubles to. 382 00:17:57,411 --> 00:17:59,413 Not that you have to tell me, 383 00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:01,414 Considering i am your new best friend 384 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,415 And weed pusher. 385 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,418 Look, everyone has their, uh... 386 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:08,921 yeah, i know. 387 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,924 And wait till you get a load of mine. 388 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,430 But i want you to know something. 389 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:20,932 That whatever's said here at this table 390 00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,434 Doesn't go any further. 391 00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:24,936 Girl scout's honour. 392 00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:36,447 How long have you known me? 393 00:18:36,447 --> 00:18:37,948 I don't do dates. 394 00:18:39,950 --> 00:18:41,452 It's not a date. 395 00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:43,454 I just want to know if you want to come to babylon with me. 396 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,961 The answer's no. 397 00:18:50,961 --> 00:18:52,462 I have work to do. 398 00:18:52,462 --> 00:18:53,963 Since when has that ever stopped you? 399 00:18:55,465 --> 00:18:57,967 I thought you were studying for your s.A.T.S. 400 00:18:57,967 --> 00:18:59,969 Dancing helps me concentrate. 401 00:19:02,472 --> 00:19:03,973 Seriously. 402 00:19:03,973 --> 00:19:05,975 Hey, it releases certain endorphins 403 00:19:05,975 --> 00:19:07,477 So that i can study... 404 00:19:07,477 --> 00:19:09,478 harder and for longer periods of time. 405 00:19:09,478 --> 00:19:11,480 Hmm, so babylon is good for your health. 406 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,981 Mmm-Hmm. Yeah, that's a new one. 407 00:19:14,483 --> 00:19:14,983 I'll get it. 408 00:19:18,987 --> 00:19:19,988 I'll get it. 409 00:19:21,490 --> 00:19:22,491 Yeah? 410 00:19:22,491 --> 00:19:24,493 Hey, it's kip. 411 00:19:24,493 --> 00:19:26,494 Who? It's none of your business. 412 00:19:26,494 --> 00:19:29,997 Kip? And it is business, 413 00:19:29,997 --> 00:19:31,999 Believe it or not. 414 00:19:31,999 --> 00:19:34,001 I guess i'll just have to find someone else to dance with. 415 00:19:34,001 --> 00:19:35,503 It shouldn't be a problem. 416 00:19:35,503 --> 00:19:37,004 And then you can study... 417 00:19:37,004 --> 00:19:39,006 longer and harder. 418 00:19:44,511 --> 00:19:45,512 Hey. 419 00:19:48,515 --> 00:19:49,516 You have any trouble finding it? 420 00:19:49,516 --> 00:19:51,518 No, your directions were perfect. 421 00:19:51,518 --> 00:19:52,519 Good, you brought your work. 422 00:19:57,524 --> 00:19:58,525 Man, this is awesome. 423 00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:02,528 Would you like something to drink? 424 00:20:02,528 --> 00:20:04,029 Yeah, you got a beer? Yeah. 425 00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:09,034 So, if you don't mind my asking, 426 00:20:09,034 --> 00:20:10,536 How much does a place like this cost? 427 00:20:13,038 --> 00:20:15,040 More than you can afford on your current salary. 428 00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:17,543 Yeah, but not for long. 429 00:20:20,545 --> 00:20:22,547 Yeah. 430 00:20:22,547 --> 00:20:24,048 I'm sure you're going to go far. 431 00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:28,553 You mind if i take a look around? 432 00:20:28,553 --> 00:20:29,554 Go ahead. 433 00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:32,557 I'll be right with you. 434 00:20:48,572 --> 00:20:49,573 So... 435 00:20:51,575 --> 00:20:52,074 why don't we, uh... 436 00:20:54,076 --> 00:20:54,577 get... 437 00:20:58,581 --> 00:20:59,582 started? 438 00:20:59,582 --> 00:21:01,083 That's just what i had in mind. 439 00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:06,589 We've been locked in this jury room for three days. 440 00:21:07,089 --> 00:21:09,091 Three days trying to reach a verdict. 441 00:21:11,593 --> 00:21:13,595 Three days with no human contact. 442 00:21:15,597 --> 00:21:17,599 Three days breathing the air in here, 443 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:22,103 Thick with the smell of man-Stench. 444 00:21:23,104 --> 00:21:24,105 Speaking of stench, 445 00:21:24,606 --> 00:21:26,107 You ever heard such dialogue? 446 00:21:26,107 --> 00:21:27,107 Shh, it's brilliant. 447 00:21:28,108 --> 00:21:30,611 Well, there's only one way 448 00:21:30,611 --> 00:21:31,612 To break this deadlock. 449 00:21:36,617 --> 00:21:38,619 Ah-H-H! 450 00:21:38,619 --> 00:21:39,620 Oo-Oh-H-H! 451 00:21:41,622 --> 00:21:43,123 Wow! 452 00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:58,137 This must be how they reached the verdict in the o.J. Trial. 453 00:21:59,639 --> 00:22:02,140 That's what i call a hung jury. 454 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:03,642 Bravo! 455 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:27,164 Uh... uh... that was a very interesting play. 456 00:22:27,164 --> 00:22:30,167 To me it challenges the very nature of our legal system and asks, 457 00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:32,169 "Is it in fact possible to receive a fair trial?" 458 00:22:32,169 --> 00:22:36,673 Oh, i'd say our judicial branch is in fine shape. 459 00:22:38,174 --> 00:22:39,175 So, would you like me to sign your programmes? 460 00:22:40,677 --> 00:22:44,180 Uh, actually, uh, mr. O'tool? 461 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:46,182 I can't believe i'm actually talking to zack o'tool. 462 00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:52,188 We were wondering if you ever did personal appearances? 463 00:22:52,188 --> 00:22:55,190 I'm cutting the ribbon at a new "bed, bondage and beyond" on saturday. 464 00:22:55,190 --> 00:22:57,693 Uh, no, we... we meant more... 465 00:22:58,193 --> 00:23:00,696 Personal... appearances. 466 00:23:01,196 --> 00:23:03,198 You see, a... a... very good friend of ours 467 00:23:03,198 --> 00:23:06,201 Is having certain doubts about himself 468 00:23:06,201 --> 00:23:08,704 And since you are his very favourite, 469 00:23:09,204 --> 00:23:10,705 Favourite porn star, 470 00:23:10,705 --> 00:23:12,707 We thought a visit from you might... 471 00:23:12,707 --> 00:23:14,208 tell him to come see my show. 472 00:23:14,208 --> 00:23:15,710 Or wait till next month, 473 00:23:15,710 --> 00:23:19,213 I'm making my shakespearean debut as "coriol-Anus". 474 00:23:19,213 --> 00:23:21,215 Oo-Oo-Oh! 475 00:23:21,215 --> 00:23:23,217 W-Well it might be too late by then. 476 00:23:23,217 --> 00:23:24,218 He needs you now. 477 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,220 We'll pay, $1,000. 478 00:23:27,220 --> 00:23:28,722 Are you out 479 00:23:28,722 --> 00:23:30,724 Of your fucking mind? No, but emmett is. 480 00:24:33,784 --> 00:24:34,785 Well? 481 00:24:45,795 --> 00:24:46,295 Mel? 482 00:24:48,798 --> 00:24:49,799 Sorry to wake you. 483 00:24:51,300 --> 00:24:52,801 You left so angry. 484 00:24:53,301 --> 00:24:54,803 What time is it? 485 00:24:56,805 --> 00:24:58,306 Where have you been? 486 00:25:30,837 --> 00:25:33,339 Nowhere. 487 00:25:33,339 --> 00:25:36,843 Out. Not to tell me where you're going, or even call? 488 00:25:36,843 --> 00:25:38,845 What if something happened to gus and i needed you? 489 00:25:51,857 --> 00:25:53,859 I told you i went for a cigarette. 490 00:25:55,861 --> 00:25:56,862 All night? 491 00:25:59,364 --> 00:26:00,866 Aren't i allowed any time to myself? 492 00:26:47,409 --> 00:26:48,911 Of course you are. 493 00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,414 I was just worried. 494 00:26:53,915 --> 00:26:54,916 Hey. 495 00:26:56,918 --> 00:26:57,919 Are you all right? 496 00:27:14,935 --> 00:27:15,936 Are you okay? 497 00:27:17,938 --> 00:27:18,939 I'm fine. 498 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:29,448 I'm going to go sleep in the guest room. 499 00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:45,463 Oh my god! 500 00:27:45,463 --> 00:27:47,465 You're zack o'tool. 501 00:27:48,967 --> 00:27:50,969 I'm looking for emmett honeycutt. 502 00:27:51,469 --> 00:27:52,971 Okay, that... that's impossible. 503 00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:54,472 And why is that? 504 00:27:54,472 --> 00:27:55,974 Because that's me. 505 00:27:55,974 --> 00:27:58,977 Well, i heard you're one of my biggest fans. 506 00:27:58,977 --> 00:28:01,479 So i thought i'd stop by and see just... 507 00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:02,479 how big. 508 00:28:02,479 --> 00:28:05,482 I-I know every inch of you. 509 00:28:05,482 --> 00:28:07,484 I-I mean... 510 00:28:07,484 --> 00:28:08,986 I mean i... i... i know you inside and... 511 00:28:10,487 --> 00:28:11,989 Out. Uh... i mean... 512 00:28:11,989 --> 00:28:12,990 mind if i come in? 513 00:28:12,990 --> 00:28:14,992 No. No. 514 00:28:14,992 --> 00:28:17,494 Make, uh, m-M-Make yourself comfortable. 515 00:28:20,496 --> 00:28:22,498 You know how p-People always say how much smaller 516 00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:26,502 M-Movie stars seem when you s-See them in real life? 517 00:28:26,502 --> 00:28:30,006 Well, you're... you're a-Actually... 518 00:28:31,507 --> 00:28:33,509 not. 519 00:28:33,509 --> 00:28:37,012 In fact, um, you look just like you did in that, uh, 520 00:28:37,012 --> 00:28:38,513 Scene in... in "hung... hung like a horse" 521 00:28:38,513 --> 00:28:41,516 Where you rape the two stable boys? 522 00:28:42,017 --> 00:28:44,019 Yeah, one of my favourites. 523 00:28:44,019 --> 00:28:46,021 Oh, uh, you know what one i-I really like 524 00:28:46,021 --> 00:28:48,023 Is that, uh, scene in "eating out", 525 00:28:48,023 --> 00:28:50,025 When you rape the two busboys. 526 00:28:50,525 --> 00:28:51,526 I'm horny. 527 00:28:51,526 --> 00:28:53,527 I need some release. 528 00:28:53,527 --> 00:28:54,528 Oh, my god. 529 00:28:55,029 --> 00:28:57,531 That is exactly what you say in "deep end, part 2" 530 00:28:57,531 --> 00:28:59,533 When you rape the two pool boys. 531 00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:02,036 I got the golden dildo for best actor in that one. 532 00:29:02,036 --> 00:29:03,037 Uh, i know. 533 00:29:03,037 --> 00:29:06,040 And it was so deserved. 534 00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,042 Emmett... 535 00:29:08,042 --> 00:29:10,544 how'd you like to make friends with my... 536 00:29:10,544 --> 00:29:11,544 buddy here. 537 00:29:12,545 --> 00:29:14,047 Me? 538 00:29:14,047 --> 00:29:16,049 Blow zack o'tool? 539 00:29:17,550 --> 00:29:21,054 I have dreamt about this moment all my life. 540 00:29:21,554 --> 00:29:23,056 Well, he's waiting for you. 541 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:38,570 Hey, how's it going? I've got a meeting 542 00:29:38,570 --> 00:29:40,072 Outside the office in 20 minutes. 543 00:29:40,072 --> 00:29:42,074 I hope it's not like our meeting outside the office. 544 00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:43,075 What? 545 00:29:44,076 --> 00:29:46,577 Oh. 546 00:29:46,577 --> 00:29:48,079 So when do you want to get together? 547 00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:49,580 Ask cynthia to check my schedule, 548 00:29:49,580 --> 00:29:51,082 Maybe after the schulmann meeting. 549 00:29:51,082 --> 00:29:52,583 I meant for dinner. 550 00:29:52,583 --> 00:29:54,085 I don't know. I'm late. 551 00:29:55,086 --> 00:29:56,587 Listen, before you go, there's something 552 00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,089 I want to ask you. 553 00:30:00,591 --> 00:30:02,093 You have 30 seconds. 554 00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:03,593 Dave harcourt's being bumped up to director, 555 00:30:04,094 --> 00:30:06,596 Which means his manager position's going to be available. 556 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:09,099 I'd like to go up for it. 557 00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:10,100 And i'd like you to recommend me. 558 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,602 I think i'd be damn good. 559 00:30:12,602 --> 00:30:14,104 I think you would be, too. 560 00:30:14,104 --> 00:30:16,106 Thanks. But not yet. 561 00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:18,108 Why not? It's too soon. 562 00:30:18,608 --> 00:30:21,110 Then why do you keep telling me how great my ideas are? 563 00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:23,112 They are, but you still have a lot to learn. 564 00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:24,613 I can learn on the job. 565 00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:26,115 I admire your ambition, 566 00:30:26,115 --> 00:30:28,617 But you need the experience to back it up. 567 00:30:28,617 --> 00:30:30,619 Give it time. I don't have time. 568 00:30:30,619 --> 00:30:33,122 By then they'll have given it to someone else. 569 00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:34,623 Look, i know i'd be perfect. 570 00:30:37,125 --> 00:30:38,626 I told you. 571 00:30:38,626 --> 00:30:40,128 You're not ready. 572 00:30:46,134 --> 00:30:47,635 Another boy. 573 00:30:47,635 --> 00:30:50,138 No one in the group's had a girl yet. 574 00:30:50,138 --> 00:30:52,140 I know two guys, harry and sam, 575 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,641 They just had a little girl. 576 00:30:53,641 --> 00:30:54,641 Aw-W-W. 577 00:30:56,143 --> 00:30:58,145 I'm lindsay. Marianne. 578 00:30:58,645 --> 00:30:59,646 Uh, i was at the shower. 579 00:30:59,646 --> 00:31:01,148 That's right. 580 00:31:01,148 --> 00:31:03,150 Yeah. Huh. 581 00:31:03,650 --> 00:31:06,153 Yeah. You know, you two really have a beautiful home, 582 00:31:06,653 --> 00:31:08,155 And a beautiful son. 583 00:31:08,155 --> 00:31:10,657 Hell, you've got a beautiful life. 584 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,662 I hope you two take care of each other, 585 00:31:16,662 --> 00:31:18,164 You know, protect what you've got. 586 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,667 You don't want to lose it. 587 00:31:30,175 --> 00:31:31,176 Franny and zoe had a boy. 588 00:31:31,676 --> 00:31:32,677 His name's holden. 589 00:31:32,677 --> 00:31:33,678 There you are, mel. 590 00:31:33,678 --> 00:31:35,680 Come look at gus' new best friend. 591 00:31:41,686 --> 00:31:42,687 Yeah. 592 00:31:42,687 --> 00:31:44,689 He's, uh, gorgeous. 593 00:31:46,190 --> 00:31:47,191 Isn't it like deja vu? 594 00:31:47,191 --> 00:31:48,692 I mean, it wasn't that long ago 595 00:31:49,193 --> 00:31:50,694 That you and linz were right here. 596 00:31:50,694 --> 00:31:53,197 I remember how radiant you two looked. 597 00:31:53,197 --> 00:31:54,698 You two look the same way. 598 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,201 Would you guys excuse me? 599 00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:06,709 Mel? 600 00:32:12,215 --> 00:32:14,717 We were radiant, weren't we? 601 00:32:14,717 --> 00:32:16,219 When we were here, when we had gus, 602 00:32:16,219 --> 00:32:17,720 We were so happy. 603 00:32:18,221 --> 00:32:19,722 Yeah, it was the most beautiful moment of my life. 604 00:32:22,224 --> 00:32:23,725 Our lives. 605 00:32:28,230 --> 00:32:30,732 So how did it get to this? 606 00:32:30,732 --> 00:32:33,735 To what? To where we are. 607 00:32:33,735 --> 00:32:36,738 We have our problems, but... 608 00:32:36,738 --> 00:32:38,239 no, they're just not problems. 609 00:32:38,239 --> 00:32:39,740 Everything's wrong. 610 00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:40,741 Not everything. 611 00:32:43,244 --> 00:32:44,245 Look, i've been thinking. 612 00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:46,247 If it would help to talk to someone, 613 00:32:46,247 --> 00:32:48,249 Then that's what we should do, like you said. 614 00:32:53,254 --> 00:32:54,754 Something happened. 615 00:32:55,255 --> 00:32:55,755 What? 616 00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:01,261 Something... 617 00:33:02,762 --> 00:33:04,764 Happened. I-I didn't mean for it to... 618 00:33:06,766 --> 00:33:07,767 but it did. 619 00:33:09,269 --> 00:33:10,770 I don't understand. What do you... 620 00:33:10,770 --> 00:33:11,770 what do you mean? 621 00:33:22,781 --> 00:33:23,782 You... 622 00:33:31,789 --> 00:33:32,790 you... 623 00:33:38,796 --> 00:33:39,797 who was it? 624 00:33:41,299 --> 00:33:42,800 It doesn't matter. 625 00:33:45,303 --> 00:33:47,304 The nurse has come to get the baby. 626 00:33:47,304 --> 00:33:48,805 You only have a few more minutes. 627 00:33:59,816 --> 00:34:00,817 I'm sorry, linz. 628 00:34:18,834 --> 00:34:22,337 Y-You hooked emmett up with zack o'tool? 629 00:34:22,337 --> 00:34:24,839 I wish i could've been there to see his face 630 00:34:24,839 --> 00:34:27,342 When he opened the door. Oh, just saw him standing there. 631 00:34:27,342 --> 00:34:29,844 Zack o'tool's supposed to have a 12-Inch dick. 632 00:34:29,844 --> 00:34:32,847 How do you know who zack o'tool is? 633 00:34:32,847 --> 00:34:34,849 Everybody knows who the manrammer is. 634 00:34:34,849 --> 00:34:36,351 Even schoolboys? 635 00:34:36,351 --> 00:34:38,352 Of course. That's part of the curriculum. 636 00:34:38,352 --> 00:34:39,853 Gay porn stars 101. 637 00:34:39,853 --> 00:34:40,854 Yeah, and here's the first lesson, 638 00:34:40,854 --> 00:34:42,356 Those that can, do, 639 00:34:42,356 --> 00:34:43,857 And those that can't watch porn. 640 00:34:48,862 --> 00:34:50,364 See ya, boys. 641 00:34:56,369 --> 00:34:57,370 Hey, brian. 642 00:34:58,871 --> 00:35:00,373 You wanna dance? 643 00:35:00,373 --> 00:35:01,874 I don't think so. 644 00:35:01,874 --> 00:35:03,876 We're not in the office now, let's get down. 645 00:35:04,377 --> 00:35:04,877 I'm busy. 646 00:35:06,379 --> 00:35:07,380 Or at least i was. 647 00:35:08,381 --> 00:35:10,383 What're you on? Double bumps. 648 00:35:10,383 --> 00:35:12,384 You shouldn't let senior management know that. 649 00:35:12,884 --> 00:35:13,885 I'm just celebrating. 650 00:35:13,885 --> 00:35:15,387 See, tonight's a special occasion. 651 00:35:15,387 --> 00:35:17,389 Oh? Yeah, you didn't hear? 652 00:35:17,389 --> 00:35:18,890 J-Jim clemenski got that position. 653 00:35:18,890 --> 00:35:21,393 You know the one you... wouldn't recommend me for? 654 00:35:21,393 --> 00:35:23,395 Look, i told you... you owed it to me. 655 00:35:23,395 --> 00:35:24,396 Why, because i fucked you? 656 00:35:26,398 --> 00:35:27,899 You weren't that good. 657 00:35:32,403 --> 00:35:33,904 I'm gay, you're gay. 658 00:35:36,407 --> 00:35:38,409 Yeah, we're all gay. 659 00:35:38,409 --> 00:35:41,412 Do you think that means i owe you some favour? 660 00:35:41,412 --> 00:35:42,913 How else are we supposed to get ahead 661 00:35:42,913 --> 00:35:43,914 If we don't help each other? 662 00:35:46,416 --> 00:35:48,418 The same way that i did. By helping yourself. 663 00:35:49,419 --> 00:35:50,420 Yeah, and by doing your job 664 00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:52,422 Better than anyone else. 665 00:35:52,422 --> 00:35:55,425 If you can do that, then trust me, 666 00:35:55,425 --> 00:35:56,926 They won't give a shit where you stick your dick. 667 00:35:57,427 --> 00:35:58,428 And don't mix that with booze. 668 00:36:00,430 --> 00:36:02,432 There. I did you a favour. 669 00:36:05,934 --> 00:36:07,436 Where the hell are you? Call me. 670 00:36:07,436 --> 00:36:08,937 That's the fourth message i've left for him. 671 00:36:08,937 --> 00:36:09,938 He's probably still recovering 672 00:36:10,439 --> 00:36:13,442 From having zack o'tool fuck his brains out. 673 00:36:13,442 --> 00:36:15,444 Well, if that's what it takes for him never to think of "see the light" again, 674 00:36:15,444 --> 00:36:18,947 Then that $1,000 dollars i spent was well worth it. Oh, god. 675 00:36:24,452 --> 00:36:26,954 Oh, there he is! Em, emmett! 676 00:36:26,954 --> 00:36:27,955 Emmett! 677 00:36:36,464 --> 00:36:37,465 Where have you been? 678 00:36:37,465 --> 00:36:38,465 Did you get our messages? 679 00:36:38,465 --> 00:36:39,466 Uh, i've been busy. 680 00:36:39,466 --> 00:36:40,967 I'll bet you have. 681 00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:42,469 So, come have a drink with us. 682 00:36:42,469 --> 00:36:44,471 Uh, i-I can't, i'm... i'm meeting someone. 683 00:36:44,971 --> 00:36:45,972 A guy? 684 00:36:45,972 --> 00:36:47,974 If you must know, yes. 685 00:36:47,974 --> 00:36:49,976 His name's matt. Guys named matt are, 686 00:36:49,976 --> 00:36:53,980 By my calculation. 87.5% cute. 687 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:54,980 It must have worked. 688 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:56,982 So, tell us all about it. 689 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:57,983 All about what? 690 00:36:57,983 --> 00:36:59,485 The other night. 691 00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:00,986 The other night? 692 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:02,488 You know, when a certain someone 693 00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:04,490 With a wellendowed something 694 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:06,992 Came a tap-Taptapping at your chamber door. 695 00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:08,494 Oh, you mean zack. 696 00:37:08,494 --> 00:37:10,996 "Oh, you mean zack." I love how he's so blase about it. 697 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,498 It was quite an eye-Opening experience. 698 00:37:13,498 --> 00:37:14,499 And i owe it all to you. 699 00:37:14,999 --> 00:37:16,000 Oh, anything for a friend. 700 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:18,002 Just as long as it did the trick. 701 00:37:18,002 --> 00:37:19,003 It did the trick, all right. 702 00:37:19,504 --> 00:37:20,505 I-I... really i can't thank you enough. 703 00:37:22,006 --> 00:37:24,008 It helped me prove to myself that, uh, 704 00:37:24,509 --> 00:37:27,011 I can resist any temptation, 705 00:37:27,011 --> 00:37:29,013 Even the only man i've ever had a spontaneous 706 00:37:29,013 --> 00:37:30,514 Orgasm over... 707 00:37:30,514 --> 00:37:33,016 provided my resolve is strong enough. 708 00:37:34,518 --> 00:37:36,019 What? 709 00:37:36,019 --> 00:37:38,021 What, do you mean you didn't do anything? 710 00:37:38,021 --> 00:37:39,523 Talked. You talked? 711 00:37:40,023 --> 00:37:41,525 Did you know that he studied acting with uta hagen, 712 00:37:41,525 --> 00:37:43,026 And he's fluent in three languages? 713 00:37:43,026 --> 00:37:46,529 Yeah, that's not the kind of tongue action i paid $1,000 for. 714 00:37:46,529 --> 00:37:47,530 You paid $1,000? 715 00:37:47,530 --> 00:37:49,031 You're damn right i did, buddy. 716 00:37:49,031 --> 00:37:52,034 Wow, they told me you would stop at nothing 717 00:37:52,034 --> 00:37:54,036 To prevent me from finding my true self, 718 00:37:54,036 --> 00:37:55,538 And they were right. 719 00:37:55,538 --> 00:37:56,539 Emmett, listen to me. 720 00:37:56,539 --> 00:37:59,041 You've already found your true self. 721 00:37:59,542 --> 00:38:01,544 Your true self is a big, nelly queen 722 00:38:02,044 --> 00:38:03,546 Who likes to get down on his knees and suck cock, 723 00:38:03,546 --> 00:38:05,046 And once a year on halloween 724 00:38:05,547 --> 00:38:07,549 Dress up as the ugliest fucking cher 725 00:38:07,549 --> 00:38:08,550 That the world has ever seen. 726 00:38:09,050 --> 00:38:10,051 And that's okay. 727 00:38:11,553 --> 00:38:13,054 Now you've got to get away from those sicko creeps 728 00:38:13,054 --> 00:38:15,056 Before they destroy you. 729 00:38:15,056 --> 00:38:17,559 No. No, actually 730 00:38:17,559 --> 00:38:19,060 It's you i h-Have to get away from. 731 00:38:20,061 --> 00:38:21,562 Uh, they tried to tell me that, 732 00:38:21,562 --> 00:38:24,064 Only i didn't want to believe them. 733 00:38:24,565 --> 00:38:26,567 But now i see the light. 734 00:38:48,588 --> 00:38:49,589 Mel? 735 00:38:51,591 --> 00:38:53,092 You don't have to go. 736 00:38:56,595 --> 00:38:58,597 I've caused enough harm. 737 00:38:58,597 --> 00:39:02,100 It would only be destructive to you, to me, to gus. 738 00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:04,102 You haven't even told me where you're going. 739 00:39:05,604 --> 00:39:06,605 To her? 740 00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:10,609 There was never any intention of it, 741 00:39:11,109 --> 00:39:14,111 On either of our parts, to be anything more than what it was. 742 00:39:14,111 --> 00:39:17,114 I'm going to go stay at my cousin rita's. 743 00:39:17,114 --> 00:39:19,617 The one with the overbite who never thought we'd make it? 744 00:39:25,122 --> 00:39:26,123 God. 745 00:39:29,626 --> 00:39:31,628 Well, i think she deserves the prize for being right, huh? 746 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:46,142 Well, i guess that's everything for now. 747 00:39:49,144 --> 00:39:52,147 Can i have a moment alone with gus? 748 00:40:02,658 --> 00:40:04,659 Oo-Oh. 749 00:40:46,198 --> 00:40:48,701 We thought the nostalgic reference to the '50s 750 00:40:48,701 --> 00:40:50,202 Would appeal to the denture set. 751 00:40:50,202 --> 00:40:52,705 By reminding them that their best years are behind them? 752 00:40:52,705 --> 00:40:54,707 And that all they have to look forward to 753 00:40:54,707 --> 00:40:56,207 Is further deterioration 754 00:40:56,207 --> 00:40:57,709 And death. 755 00:40:58,209 --> 00:40:59,711 W-We thought it would make them smile. 756 00:41:01,713 --> 00:41:04,215 They're afraid to smile. 757 00:41:04,215 --> 00:41:05,717 Their fucking teeth will fall out. 758 00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,222 Where's kip? 759 00:41:11,222 --> 00:41:12,724 Uh, he called in sick. 760 00:41:12,724 --> 00:41:14,725 Shit. 761 00:41:17,227 --> 00:41:18,228 Brian, can i talk with you? 762 00:41:18,228 --> 00:41:19,730 I'll finish berating you later. 763 00:41:28,238 --> 00:41:29,740 What's up? You tell me. 764 00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:33,242 Legal just received this fax from kip thomas' lawyer. 765 00:41:37,747 --> 00:41:40,750 He says that you promised to help mr. Thomas' career 766 00:41:40,750 --> 00:41:42,251 In exchange for sexual favours 767 00:41:43,753 --> 00:41:46,255 And that when he, um, complied, 768 00:41:46,756 --> 00:41:48,757 You rescinded your offer. 769 00:41:48,757 --> 00:41:51,259 Well, that's complete and utter bullshit. 770 00:41:51,259 --> 00:41:53,261 Well, bullshit or not, he is suing you... 771 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:55,764 and us, 772 00:41:55,764 --> 00:41:57,265 For sexual harassment.